Total Medals Earned: 211 (From 49 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,440 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/115 points)
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/460 points)
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (80/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (35/60 points)
Explode your first bomb
Bounce for the first time
Finish 5 levels from game
Finish the game
Finish all levels using one bomb
Finish the game with minimum bouncing
Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 8/30 (65/400 points)
Pop cluster of 10 bubbles without using bombs
Pop 2 clusters of same color in a row
10 sleeping on the field
Pop 3 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs
Pop cluster of special configuration
Explode 3 stones simultaneously
15 sleeping on the field
30 sleeping on the field
Explode 3 bombs in a row
Explode 2 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion
5000 high score (higher is better)
2000 low score (lower is better)
Explode 5 bombs in a row
Pop cluster of 20 bubbles without using bombs
Explode 3 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion
15000 high score (higher is better)
1500 low score (lower is better)
Pop 5 clusters of same color in a row
Pop 7 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs
Explode 5 stones simultaneously
Explode 10 bombs in a row
Pop cluster of 35 bubbles without using bombs
Explode 5 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion
50000 high score (higher is better)
750 low score (lower is better)
Pop 10 clusters of same color in a row
Pop 15 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs
Explode 8 stones simultaneously
Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/505 points)
Die 50 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?